Wednesday, October 29, 2008

10 Questions for today

So today, instead of asking one question I decided to ask 10 questions. Not because I want to mix it all up or give y'all lots of homework. I just wanted to lighten it up a little. These are not questions that can solve the problems of today. They are merely a collection of stolen thoughts from the Internet that I too want to know the answers to. So pick one or two or ten and give me YOUR explanation or answer.

  • Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  • If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
  • What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered

You blog stalkers out there are so smart, I can't wait to see your comments. You ARE planning to leave a comment, right?

Oh Good, well, Have a great day!


Amy said...

Good questions. Unfortunately none of which I have a really educated answer for :D

Rhonda said...

I love those unanswerable questions! I like the hostage situation one. And the assassination one just makes me angry at self-important people.

Hey, did you come by yesterday to read my A-Z post? It was a challenge, let me tell you! You should try it, seeing as people are so curious about you! I'd love to hear your answers that would not really be answers, but lead to more questions! lol

Erin The Great said...

I worked at a bank for 5 years and I still don't understand the NSF fee and the necessity to take it out while there aren't funds... stupid Banks.

I think it's funny that people have faith in teh universe and God and various things like that but the second you say words like 'wet paint' or 'the stove is hot' people don't believe you.

I have a theory about lethal injection... maybe the germs and bacteria would counter act the lethal 'cocktail mix' and either kill them slower or not at all... it's a mystery these questions.

EmmaP said...

hmmmm. for once i am speechless. will think and return...

Jess... said...

smart ass
and i say that love-ing-ly

you are too funny and i love you

Jess... said...

i really do mean that love-ing-ly

I should have rephrased my words.

Mike said...

I think I actually have an answer for the one about the needle. Think about this. They stick the needle in. The governor calls and delays the execution. The prisoner goes back to his cell. The needle stick gets infected. The prisoner dies. The family sues the state for cruel and unusual punishment.

Tulsi said...

These are way to funny!! I love the bank one. I'd like to know that. Kass used to lisp until he was 7 and now he can't even fake it. I never thought of that, but it is just mean to spell it like that. It wasn't a lisper.

RhondaLue said...

I have a lisper in speech therapy and that question cracks me up!!!

I remember once going to see a speaker talk about finances and he asked the audience to "pardon his accent." I was like, "Ummm. Sir, I hate to be the one to tell you this but someone done lied to you. That ain't no accent, it's a speech impediment! I can tease a little because I have two speech kiddos!

Heather said...

I've often wondered about these very things. I'll have to ponder them and get back to you.

Ronda's Rants said...

Okay...I have no answers just lot's of laughing!!!

Dolly said...

I was laughing out-loud reading these. Way cool questions-especially the sterile needle one:)

Jess... said...

although, football and it's usually the guy that likes to say all done having kids. I'm having my doubts.

Jess... said...

Nope, I still think you are a girl.

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